Double Insult :P
Girl: do u like me ?
Boy: No !!!
.
(girl got sad)
Boy: y r u sad?
Girl: becoz u don’t like me.
Boy: u never asked that do u love me.

Girl: Awww !! ok !! Do u love me ? ? :*
Boy: No !!! :P :P ‘

hahahahha.. akheer e ho gai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 929 views

Tm hi ghar ko janat bana sakti ho

Husband :ab tm hi aik wahid ho jo is ghar ko janat bana sakti ho,

wife khush hote howe: wo kaise?

Husband:apne maiky ja kar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Once During The Tea Break

Once During The Tea Break
Between India And Pakistan Match….
Afridi Wanted Biscuits Wid His Tea…
Inspite Of Asking Sachin For The Biscuits
Who Was Close By To The Biscuits Plate…

He Called Inzy Who Was Standin Far Away….
Why So…?

Socho…..
Socho Socho………
Coz “Haq Se Mango Priya Gold”…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Banta was driving his car on

Banta was driving his car on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him

B: I'm learning car driving
Insp: Without d instructor?

B: Correspondence Course

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoosi Ki Hadd To Isne Paar Kar Di

Ek Sheikh Ka Beta Apni Girl
Friend Ke Saath Ghoom Ke Ghar Aaya To Baap Ne
Puchha.
Baap: “Kitne Paise Kharch Kiye?”
Beta: “50 Rupaye”
Baap: “Itne Sare?”
Beta: “Abba, Us Ke Pass 50 Hi The“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

why she luvs a Rose which Dies in a day

Boy askd God: why she luvs a Rose which Dies in a day
Bt Does't luv me Who Dies 4 her Evryday
God Replied
Salaa.. Kya Dialog mara Phir se bol

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)