TC & SADHU
Sadhu: train me ja rahe the. tc:kaha jana he apko? Sadhu:vahi jaha ram ka born hua tha. Tc: ticket dikhao?sadhu:nahi he .tc:to chlo. sadhu:kaha pe?tc:wahi jaha krishna ka born hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 861 views

Lady to waiter

Lady excuse me waiter ye samny tabel wala boy mujhe peshan kar raha hai?
Waiter:lakin wo to ap ko dekhta tak nai.
Lady:yahi to pareshani hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi.

Ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi.

Master: Tu late kiyon aai?

Kudi: Masterji ik munda mera picha kar riha c.

Master: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?

Kudi: Masterji, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

Aik Pagal Dosray Pagal Say:
Tum Kis Din Paida Howay?
Dosra Pagal: Itwar Ko.

Pehla Pagal: Tum Mujay Pagal Bana Rahay Ho Itwar Ko To Choti Hoti Hay

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Faith Healer

Two women were sitting in the doctor`s waiting room comparing notes on their
various disorders.

"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."

"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That`s why I`m here. I`m going to have a baby in three months."

"You must tell me what you did."

"I went to a faith healer."

"But I`ve tried that. My husband and I
went to one for nearly a year and it didn`t help a bit."

The other woman smiled and whispered, "Try going alone, next time, dearie."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Girl to fireman

Girl to Fireman: It must have taken so much
courage to rescue me as you did!
Fireman: Yeah, I had to knock down 3 other guys
who wanted to do it!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)