Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?

1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

At this, the second one started crying profusely.

The first one was astonished.

1st Child: Why are you crying now?

2nd Child: I came for a urine test

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.

POLICE Pathan Se:- Hum Se Panga Na Lo Hum DSP Hai.
PATHAN:- O' Jao Jao Hum Tum se Bara DSP Hai,
Police:- DSP Ka matlab jante ho
Pathan:- Dimag Se Pagal.:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy After Watching "Singham"

Boy After Watching
"Singham"
DAD: Beta Tumhare Result
Ka Kia Hua
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Boy: Kuch Bhi Kerne ka Lekin
Mera Ego Hurt Nahi Kerne ka.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maths teacher

BE-IZZATIIII...!!!
Maths teacher: jab mai tumhare jitna bada tha, mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.

Student: Sir, aapko koi acha teacher padhata hoga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chinki Se College

Chinki Se College Mein Ek Ladke Ne Pucha.

Boy: “Tumhari Age Kya Hai?”

Chinki: “20 Years”

Boy: “Juthi, Tumne To 5 Saal Pahle Bhi Yahi Batayi Thhi”

Chinki: “Dekha, Ladkiya Juban Ki Kitni Pakki Hoti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tu Bhi Pathan Nikla

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Karne Jungle Mein Gaya!

Chor Yar Tu Bhi Pathan Nikla
Joke To Oper Hi Khatam Hogyaa Hta…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)