Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga
Faqir:10rs dedo chai peyonga Seth:chai to 5 ki hai.....Faqir: Girl friend ko b pelaonga.....Seth:
Faqiro ne b Grl Friend banalin.....Faqir:nahi saab Girl Friend na Faqir bana dia ha :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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