Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha
Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,
Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon
Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,
Doctor: Acha To Main Apko Kal Se 40 RS. KI
Dawai Dun Ga,
Jis Se Apko Roz Ka 10RS. Ka Fayda Nazar Aye Ga.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 824 views
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