Records torae hain
Teacher:ap k bete ne fail hone k record s tor diaye hain.
Baag:kamina ghar bartan torta hai aur school me records
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 746 views
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Pathan:
Miss Apne Kal Mujhe Call Q Ki Thui
Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se??
Teacher: Main Ne To Koi Call Nhn Ki
Pathan: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe
Kyun Likha Tha 1 Miss Call!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
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Cheers
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Which part of Human Body
expands to 10 times its normal size ??
Girl : I can’t answer. I Feel Shy. :P
Boy :- It’s Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher : Right !!
Then Teacher turns to the Girl :- You are not just Wrong, bt your Expectations are too High
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek ladka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfriend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, Sweetu ya Jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha..
"Murga No.5? Calling"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Bar Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji Samjhote Ke Liye Raavan Ke Pass Gaye.
Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne Hanuman Ji Se Kaha.
Raavan: “Cigarette Hai Kya?”
Hanuman Ji: “Nahi Hai”
Ram Ji Hanuman Ji Ke Kan Mein Bole: “Abe Juth Kyu Bol Rahe Ho, Hai To Sahi Tumhare Pass”
Hanuman Ji: “Prabhu, Kirpya Karke Aap Chupp Rahe, Is Sale Ke 10 Sir Hai Pura Packet Pee Jayega“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife:Main Mernay ja rahi hon,
Husband:Ye lo Dairy Milk.
Wife:Q?
Husband:Khudship K moqay per
khuch meetha ho jse:-)
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
Animals Name
Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash......
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Student School Me Gadha Leke Aaya,
Teacher: Ye Gadha, Q Laye Ho.?
Student: Teacher Aap Hi To Kehti Hyen
K Maine Bare Bare Gadho Ko Insan Banaya Hy.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Darnl," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya
jante ho?
MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha,
Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke
yeh Jayanti kaun hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)