teri meri

Teri meri
Meri teri
.
.
.
.
.
Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

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