Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha
Teacher: 1876 may kya howa tha
Pathan: Nahi pata
Teacher: stupid Qaid-e-Azam peda howe thay. ab ye batao k 1880 may kya howa tha
Pathan: thora sochne k bad Qaid.e.Azam 4 saal k howe the…
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