Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

Doc: Haan, bilkul.

Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views

A little girl and her dog

A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.

Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.

The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."

"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."

"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."

"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher told all students

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote `Due to rain, No Match!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GF: Where is my Birthday gift..

GF: Where is my Birthday gift..
BF: you cav see that red hot ferrari on the otherside of road..
GF:(excitingly)-Yes
BF: Same color ki nailpolish li hee tere liye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

A Sardar was celebrating the birthday of his son after 6 months
People asked: Sardar Ji log tu 1 saal baad birthday manaty hain, owr ap 6 maheny baad..?
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Sardar: O jee, hamary han semester system hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan's Theory About Moon

Pathan's Theory About Moon:

"Moon Is Better Than Sun Because,

Moon Gives Light In Night When Light Is Needed,

But Sun Gives Light In Day When Light Is Not Needed"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)