a lady asked from a new maid plz clean the fridge in an hour
when she come after an hour she asked whether he had clean the fridge or not? he said yes mam all the things were good but grapes were very tasty

by Anwaar Bhatti (few years ago!) / 1032 views

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya

Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Searching for A Good Doctor

Doctor To Patient :
You Will Die Within 2 Hours
Do You Want To See Any One Before You Die?

Patient :Yes, A Good Doctor

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper. 
Banta: Ye Kya Hai? 

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai 

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai 

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Maa Ki Dead Body

America Se 1 Pathan Ne
Apni Maa Ki Dead Body Pakistan Bheji Jis K Saath Letter Tha
K Ama Ki Dead Body Aap Ko Mil Gai Ho Gi, Ama Ne Jo Kapron K Ooper 2 Shirts Pehni Hyn Wo Bhaiyon K Liye, Left Hand Me Jo Ghari Hy Wo Baaji K Liye,
Jo 5 Socks K Jory Pehny Hyn Wo Sab K Liye,

Ama K Sirhany K Nechay
Jo Choclates Hyn Wo Papu K Liye, Ama K Balon Mai Jo Ponyan Hyn Wo Pinki K Liey Hai Or Agr Ksi Or Cheez Ki Zaroorat Hui
To Jaldi Bata Dena Abba Ki B Halat Kharab Ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi

GF-Mai Kisi Or Se shadi kar rahi hu
Muje Bhul Jao
BF-Na Tere Aane ki khushi
Na tere jane ka Gum
Ja Behan Ja Aj Se Tera Kissa Bhi Khatam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)