bivi pe hakoomat
bivi pay hakoomat KaRNa koi mardangi naheen hai
mardangi to yeh hai kay bivi ko mar kay us pay hakooma ki jay
professor khapay ki katab
" haan main kutta hoon" say iktibas
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