Wife Died Yesterday
Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do?
Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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AGr KhuBsuraT
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HaN HaN HaN
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y?
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Bcoz
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Iska Future Tense Banao. .
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Student: Hum kal Tak Wo Fassa Lenge
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