Wife Died Yesterday
Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out. What to do?
Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1038 views
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