10th class ka student
10th class ka student : Mein fail hona chahta hu Dost : Kyun?
Student : Papa ne kaha hai ki 1st aaya, to science dilvaunga, 2nd aaya to arts, fair hua to shadi kara denge!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 898 views
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