pathan
Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,
Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:
Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 948 views
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