Ishq Mein Jamhoriyat Nhi Hy Warna…. Dharna Dy Dy Kr Tujhy Apna Bna Lety….! Tahir ul Qadri or Imran Khan Ka Veena Malik Ko Sms….

by @irha@ (few years ago!) / 2387 views

angry wife to her husband

An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"

Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... " O:)

Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love !

Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,

Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan

Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota papa...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan with Girl Friend

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Girl Friend: Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:Meine Suna Tha K ..
Har Cheez Meezan Mein
Achi Lagti Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab Dekho tab

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police

Veronica Was Practicing The Piano When S

Veronica Was Practicing The Piano When Suddenly There Was A Loud Pounding On The Front Door. She Opened It And Found A Breathless Cop. "Whats The Matter? !" She Asked. "Wheres The Body? !" Demanded The Officer. "What Are You Talking About? " "We Just Got A Tip That Some Guy Named Mozart Was Being Murdered In This House.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)