Koftey
Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 882 views
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Arz kiya hai.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha,
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wah wah..!! wah wah..!!!
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gaur farmaiyega.....
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Khidki se dekha to sadak par koi nahi tha...
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Sadak par jake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
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