Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.

Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya

Pathan Date Pe Cooking Oil Se Naha K Gaya
Girl Friend:
Ap Oil Mein Kyun Nahaye?

Pathan:
Meine Suna Tha K
‘Har Cheez Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai’

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 Truck dosry Truck ko rassi se baandh kar le jar aha tha
.
Yai daikh kar sardar hans kar lot pot hogia owr kahny laga:
1 rassi ko le jany ke lie 2, 2 truck

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Jante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le

Santa Apni Bakri Ko Bus Mein Le Ke Gaanv Jaane Laga To Conductor Ne Mana Kar Diya.

Santa Ne Dimag Chalaya Aur Bakri Ko Burkha Pahna Ke Bus Mein Le Gaya Aur Conductor Se Bola

Santa: “Ye Meri Naani Ji Hai Budhape Ke Karan Jhuk Gayi Hai”

Thodi Der Baad Bakri Ne Potty Kar Di, Conductor Ne Dekha Aur Chilla Kar Bola

Conductor: “Sardar Ji, Aapki Nani Ki Rudraaksh Ki Maala Toot Gayi.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)