Ek train mein kuch budhyijibi

Delhi se Mughalsarai jaanewali ek train mein kuch budhyijibi type ke log sawar thy..

Woh log jor jorse antarrashtriya stor ke batien kar rahe thhe.



Upar ke birth par so rahe ek brahmin ko bahut pareshani ho rahi thhi.

Batien karte karte ek sajjan bole, “pahle punjibaad aya, fir samyabaad aur aab samajbaad ayega.”

Tabhi upar se woh vyakti chillaya, “bhaisaab jab Ilahabaad aye to mujhe thora jaga dena!!!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 779 views
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