2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 673 views

Test Match

Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?

Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai.

Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana.

Raabert: Yes Boss.

Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki Se Badtamiji Achhi Bat Nahi Hai

Bus Chali Jhatka Laga Santa Ek Ladki Par Ja Gira,

Ladki Gusse Se Boli: “BadTamij, Kya Kar Raha Hai?”

Santa Khush Hote Hue Bola: “Ji, Punjab University Se B.Tech Final Kar Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushian

Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order

Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer

Boss Was Hapy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Aranged Dem

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

in computer exam

in computer exam...
.
Examiner:"What is Microsoft Excel?"
.
Santa:"It is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)