2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the

Police walay ne rok ker

kaha:

pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai

Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 710 views

Pthan se kisi ne pucha

Pthan se kisi ne pucha: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hy?
Pthan (Boht sochny k baad)
Dekho yara
bat ye hy k
“Radio me ap Rotiyan to nhi Lpait sakty na?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A wealthy man came

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip
and told his wife that he had lost their entire
fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter
their life-style.
"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire
the chef."
"Okay," she said. "and if you learn how to make
love, we can fire the gardener."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ap ki 2 bivian hain

1 admi ki 1 tang toot gai
jab hospital me puncha to us ne dekha aik ki donon tangen toti howi hain

admi ne us se pocha kia ap ki 2 bivian hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Milne ki sharat

Us ne milnay ki bi ajeeb sharat rakhi hai


faraz

cycle pe aana wo bi bagair seat k.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Agar life main

Agar life main kabhi koi mistake ho jaye .
To 2 minute apni ankhain band karo Or socho
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ke
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. Iska ilzam kispar lagaya jaye =D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)