Student
"New Exam Song"
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Tu paper paper karti hai
Tu result se kion darti hai
Ek bar mujhe batla de tu
Tu cheating kion nahi karti hai
Kia hota hai paper mai
Paper ka laga don dhair
Mai parish kardon paperon ki
Ju tu ho jaye mairi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1222 views
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