Duplicate key
Santa: Doctor! My son swallowed a key! Doctor:
When?
Santa: Three months ago
Dr: What were you doing till now?
Santa: We were using duplicate key
Dr: So why did you come today?
Santa: We lost the duplicate key!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 773 views
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