Santa Ki Wife

Santa Ki Wife Ka Rang kala Tha

1din biwi ne Orange Saari pehnkar Pucha

Mai Kaisi Dikh rahi Hu?
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Santa: jaise koile ki

factory Me Aag lag Gai ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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