Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne
Techar:Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kehte hai
GOLU:samajdar
Techar: aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi magne waale ko?
GOLU: boyfriend
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 818 views
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