Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain

by Raju (few years ago!) / 892 views

Sabse Badi Kamzori Kya Hai?

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Raha Tha.
Professor Ne Ek Chuhe Ke Liye Ek Taraf Cake, Aur Doosri Tarf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka.

Professor Ne Doosri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Rakh Di.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kayi Baar Food Items Badli, Magar Chuha Har Baar Food Ki Taraf Hi Bhaaga.

Professor: “Aaj Is Se Saabit Ho Gaya Ke Bhookh Hi Sabse Badi Kamzori Hai”

Itne Mein Last Row Se Pappu Ki Awaz Aayi: “Sir Ji, Ek Baar Chuhiya Bhi Badal Kar Dekh Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: 2 mein sai 2

Teacher: 2 mein sai 2 minus karo kya bachai gaa

pathan ka beta : mujhe ye sawal samaj nhi aaya

teacher: agar tumhare pass 2 rotia hai aur tum 2 kha gai to kya bache gaa

pathan ka beta: salan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....

jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 admi ki chadi

Dhobi Ne 1 admi Ki Chaddi Thek Se Nhi Dhoyi,
admi Ne Chitthi Likh K Bheji
"KAPRE THEK SE DHOYA KARO"
Dhobi Ne Jawab Likh K Bheja
"CHOOTAR THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

boy friend is fun and husband..

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,


Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,


Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)