Don'T Have Brains
Gujarati Babu aur Hindi Babu Jurassic Park movie dekhne jate hain.
Dinosaurs screen ke paas aa raha tha. Gujarati Babu darke seat ke neech chhup gayi.
Hindi Babu: Kyon Gujarati Babu, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.
Gujarati Babu: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 483 views
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”
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