Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai
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Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya.
Pathan Admi: Ye kya! Meri coffee kahan hai?
Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai.
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