A father was teaching
A father was teaching
the spelling of word “ASSASSINATION”
to his child.
He says:
ek Gadha(ASS),
uspar ek aur Gadha(ASS)
jispar Mein(I),
aur mujh par sara Desh(Nation)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 809 views
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