doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing….
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 858 views
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