Sardar Aur Truck
1 Truck Dosry Ko Khench K Le Ja Raha Tha
Ye Dekh K 1 Sardar Zor Zor Se Hasney Laga Or Zamin
Pe Lotpot Ho Gaya Or Bola
Ek Rasi Ko Uthany K Liye Do Do Truck
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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