I Love U!
Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola
I Love U!
Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo
Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun
Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 848 views
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