Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar
Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.
The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 864 views
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