Impossible Is Not In My Dictionary

Naman: Tujhe pata hai “impossible” word meri dictionary mein nahi hai…

Chaman: Arey yaar, ab bataake kya faayda….tujhe dictionary lete samay check karlenaa thaa na…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1014 views
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