Kamiyabi hamesha us k qadam
Kamiyabi hamesha us k qadam choomti hai,
jo socks utarne k baad apne paon dhota hai.
.
Zubaida apa
nahi hain bhai Its
Commander Safeguard...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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