Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can U give me a room & a bath? Receptionist: I can give U a room, but U will have 2 have a bath yourself.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 860 views

Mother: Santa

Mother: Santa tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar shadi karlo,

Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai,

Mother: Kya hua?

Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 – 9 ki 2 se shadi karli!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha

ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Aisa Sentence Batao

TEACHER:
Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein
URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH
Ka Sahi Use Hua Ho …
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SARDAR:
ISHQ DI GALI VICH NO ENTRY.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Lady to Doctor

Lady to Doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai.

Doctor: I can't understand please speak in English.

Lady: my londa is gironda from HERO HONDA. :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

This wife is too jealous

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn`t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you`re cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn`t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She`s not only bald, but she`s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)