Dudh Mein Pee Gaya
Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 750 views
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Drakht k upar ulta ltka hua tha
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banta:
Abey drakht par Q latka hai?
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santa:
Sar dard ki goli khai thi, kahin pait me na chali jae...::))
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