Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye
Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga
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