Husband: u will never succeed

Husband: u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!

Wife: Nonsense its only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 859 views
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Sardar se kisi ny kaha

Sardar se kisi ny kaha,
INDIAN,
flag may tmhara kia hy,
Green4 muslim,
white4 christ,
orang4 hindu,
nothing 4u,
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chief Minister of Bihar

After having become the chief minister of bihar, laloo decides to pose for a picture. To show he is down to earth chief minister he decides to pose along with a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper.
Guess the caption "laloo, third from left"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shaadi main ek SMART ladka

Shaadi main ek SMART ladka ladki se: aap dance karogi :))
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Ladki sharma k boli: “yes …”
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Ladka pyar se bola:
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To phir aapki “kursi” main le jaon didi ..??… :p :O :D :D

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

usne mujse shadi nahi ki

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1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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Sardar Ji and Umbrella

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?

Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.

Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.

Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?

Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya

Ek bacha exams mai fail ho gaya aur ghar aa kar zor zor se rone laga.
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Bacha (jaldi se) : Jee Papa, yeh to acha hua ke mai ne sara saal kuch nahi parha,warna sari mehnat zaya ho jati.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Premi k sath ghom rhi ho

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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Teacher:last semester you were roaming with that girl and thais semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself?
Studend:syllabus changed mam.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
student



Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.

by zohaib (few years ago!)
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