I wish i was ur book so that
WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.
HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 814 views
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u !
Girl: Ha Ha
Boy: I will die for u !!
Girl: Ha Ha ha
Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u
Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ????
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Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
One day one boy and girl came late to school.
Teacher Asked Girl why were they late,
Girl: Sir i lost my 1 rupee coin on the way while i was coming to school, i searched for that for that i got late.
Teacher asked the boy why were u late,
Boy replied:i was standing on that coin to hide.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..
paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..
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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,
Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D
hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Bewakoof 1: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Bewakoof 2: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Bewakoof 1: Kya naam hai uska?
Bewakoof 2: Wo Bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha - CHAALU KHAATA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kabhi kabhi mere man mein
khayal aata hai,
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Tu phone to kisi ko karti nahin,
To tera balance kahan chala jata
hai...
by pinkey (few years ago!)
Santa saw a board at d centre of a Pond.He tried
reading bt culdnt.Atlast he swims to the centre of
the Pond & Reads,"CROCODILE PRESENT,DONT
SWIM"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can
you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar : Simple, stop imagining.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)