WIFE:I wish i was ur book so that i could be in front of ur eyes constantly.

HUSBAND:I wish u were a calendar which i could replace every year!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 910 views

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se

pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ khareedi
Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”

Store Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡”

pathan: hum pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mein bhi yehi

Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Osama And Obama Is Doing Chatting

Osama And Obama Is Doing Chatting.

Osama: “Hey, I Am Not Dead.”

Obama: “Haha… No One Would Believe This :P”

Osama: “I Am Sending Another Video of Mine”

Obama: “Lol, Go Ahead People Will Think Its Old :D”

Osama: “Haha, No This Time I Am Sending HD Video In 3D Technology With Glasses :P“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Happy" hour se kese kru?

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Promise me that when

Jack: Promise me that when I die, I'll be buried way out at sea, with nothing around for miles.

Rose: Why would you want that?

Jack: Because your mother vowed to dance on my grave.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)