Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..
Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..
Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,
Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.
Husband: Rehne Do,
Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)
by lescol (few years ago!) / 1543 views
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