ek dihati nay "A" say "Z" tak angrazi(english)
k horuf(words) yaad karliya.
ek din os ki mulaqat ek shahri say huvi.
os nay shahri say pucha,
"tom kitnay paday ho?"
shahri nay kaha"BA" tak,
dihati ye sun kar hansa aor kaha "wah baboo,
do harf padliya aor wo b ultay

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 889 views

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: Spell Ambulance?

Teacher: Spell Ambulance?

Student: A…. M…. B…. U….

Teacher: Faster!!!!

Student: Wew! Wew! Wew!
Wew! Wew!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

wrong number

A Husband makes a call to the Hospital to know about his pregnant Wife. But accidentally the call went to a Cricket stadium. He asked ” What is the condition?” He fainted after What he heard…. Guess What the reply was?? It is… 7 are already out… 3 more will be out by Lunch…
and… The First one was a DUCK…

by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)

Student

Sometimes It is better to bunk off a class and enjoy with friends
.
Because today when I look back,
My marks never makes me laugh But these memories do!

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)