2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily
1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain
2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to
1 kahain gay 1 hi mila tha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 970 views
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