An American, a Chinese and a Pakistani went to the moon.

Then they looked at the earth and saw a long line.

American: This is our highest building of the world.

Chinese: No, this the Wall of China.

Pakistani: Stupid, this is line outside utility store to get sugar…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views

On first night after marriage

On first night after marriage
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Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi
hai.
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Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
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Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first time in night…:p
Samajhdaar Log agye forward karain
Baki pogo dekho..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

love story

Pappu Jamadar ki Love Story”
Apne Dil k Gatar ko Teri Yaadon k Kachrey sey Bharta hoon
Main Tere Pyar Mein Baasi salan ki tarah Sarta hoon
Tumhein kaisey bataon Jaan ye baat dil ki
Tum par Gandi Naali k Keeray ki tarhan marta hoon

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Student

Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Son or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot

P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot,
Korangi me quetta hotel ke 3 masoom pathano se



"Naswar" cheen li, teeno pathano ne tarap tarap ke jaan dey di....

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Heena Ki Maa Ne Ladke Ki Maa Se

Heena Ki Maa Ne Ladke Ki Maa Se Kaha, Gaane Main Badi Daksh Hain Meri Beti, Unche Swar Main Gaati hai.Ladke Ki Ma Se Kaha Tab To Sahi Jodi hain mera Beta Bhi Bahut uncha Sunta hain.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)