An American, a Chinese and a Pakistani went to the moon.

Then they looked at the earth and saw a long line.

American: This is our highest building of the world.

Chinese: No, this the Wall of China.

Pakistani: Stupid, this is line outside utility store to get sugar…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

A Sardar Was Helping

A Sardar Was Helping His Son
In Filling Admission Form.
SON:
Baapu Ye “Mothr’s Tongue” Walay Box Me
Kya Likhna Hai?
SARDAR:
Likh De Puttar
“Very Long”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Fizawon mai goonj rahi hai awazien RATTAY marny ki FARAZ
.
.
Lagta hai NALAYAQON ke Exam hone waly hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek L@dka L@dk! Dekhney Gya:-

Ek L@dka L@dk! Dekhney Gya:-

B@hut Der Sey SUSU Rok Rkha Tha,

B@ad Me!n L@dki Sey Bol@

SUSU K@rne K! Jag@h D!khao,,,,,

L@dk! Sharm@tey Hue Bol!:-

Hmmm,,, Naughty....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)