An American, a Chinese

An American, a Chinese and a Pakistani went to the moon.

Then they looked at the earth and saw a long line.

American: This is our highest building of the world.

Chinese: No, this the Wall of China.

Pakistani: Stupid, this is line outside utility store to get sugar…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views
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