students
A student was asked to write a signboard for trafic rules near the college campus
He wrote:
“Drive carefully! Don`t kill the students,wait for the TEACHERS..students
by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 1064 views
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Teacher:
"Qarz-E-Hasna Kisay Kehte Hain"?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A Big Difference
Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,
You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D
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Pathan was crying like anything.
So Sardar asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan replied: I came here for blood test
Sardar: So? Are you afraid?
Pathan: No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger
Hearing this Sardar started crying.
Pathan was astonished and asked Sardar: Why are you crying?
Sardar replied: I have come for my urine test
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)