Santa Was In Shopping Store

Salesman : Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?

Santa : No Thanx
I Know How Many Pockets I Have

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views

Homework!

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

1 pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya

jb dukndar ko dia to dukndar ne kaha topi nai hai

Pthan:ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tasveer hy.
1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

1 Pathan ne apne 6 mah k baby ki birthday party arrange kr li,

Kisi ne pucha:
6 mah k baby ki birthday kese?

Khan: hmarey haan semester System hai. :-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain

Pathan; Ham 25 Bhen Bhai Hain,

Girl; Keya Tumahre Ghar
Family Planing Wale Nahi Aye.?

Pathan; Aya Tha Madarsa Samajh K Wapas Chala Gaya…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Pthan to Shopkeeper

Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Garmi lagti hai to kya kerte ho

Admi: Apko garmi lagti hai tu kia kartay ho??
Sardar: AC ke qareeb baith jata hon
Admi: Phir bhi garmi lagy tu kia karty ho?
Sardar: Phir AC ko ON kar laita hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)