Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 776 views

Beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!”

Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.”

She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dhobhi And Gadha

Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:
Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.
Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phatan to sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar.

Tujhe apna Computer bara krna hai?

Sardar: Haan yaar..

Pathan: To Computer me se windows

nikal k darwaza lagwa le:)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ipl main hisa lia

sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers
ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run
diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)