MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Teacher:- MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
Teacher(Gusse se): How?
Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1367 views
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