Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views

Kya Raha Result?

Na Padne Ki Wajah Se Ek Din Santa Ne Pappu Ko Dant Te Hue Bola

Santa: “Agar Tu Is Bar Fail Ho Gaya To Mujhe Dad Mat Bulaiyo”
Kuch Din Bad Jab Pappu Ka

Result Aya To Vo Report Card Leke Ghar Aaya

Santa: “Kya Raha Result?”
Pappu: “Chhod Yaar Suresh, Mat Puchh“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna

Pathan's Girlfriend: Ab Tum Mujh Se Milny Ki Koshish Mat Kerna,
Mujhy Tum Se Behter Larka Mil Gaya Hai..
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Pathan Roty Huwe:
Ye Tum Kiya Bol Rahi Ho? Ye Kya hua?
Kese hua? Kab hua? Kyun hua?
Kitni baar hua? Kahan Kahan hua?
Chalo jo ho gaya so ho gaya..!
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Shuker Hai Hum Ny Pehly Se Tayyari Ker Rakhi Thi..
Hum Tumhari Padosan Se Mila Tha,
Wo Tum Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hai.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Khasosi Duaa

Teri zindagi me koi gam na ho,
teri khushi kbi kam na ho
dua hai tujhe mile aik pyari si dulhan

jis ka wazan 3 maan se kam na ho.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sardar

Pehla Zaheen Sardar
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Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)