Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1194 views

AMERICAN : Ye building

AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?

PATHAN : 1 maah main,

AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
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Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?

PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,

AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,

Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?

PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachpan Vich Maa Di Gal

Sardar: Bachpan Vich Maa
Di Gal Suni Hondi Te Aj
A Din Na Vekhna Painda

Wakeel: Keya Kehti Thi
Teri Maa?

Sardar: Anni Dya Jadon
Suni Nae Te Fir Dasaan
Ki..

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Obama: How poor is Pakistan

Obama: How poor is Pakistan...
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Rehman Malik: Beta tumhara pura mulk jitna oil khata hai
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Utna to hamari ammi Paaye k saalan mein daal dete
hain..! Baat karta hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Check mate

Define Checkmate:
When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?
You can’t say NO or Yes…..

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Teacher : 1 aisa Sentence

Teacher : 1 aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mei Urdu Punjabi English Sab Aati Ho !!!!
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Boy : Ishq Di Gali Ich No Entry xD !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)