AMERICAN : Ye building
AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?
PATHAN : 1 maah main,
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main ban jati hai,
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Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban jati hai,
Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?
PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 778 views
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