Main tumhari tapasaya
Shivji-Bhakt main tumhari tapasaya se khush hua,bol tujhe kya chahiye.?
Bhakt-D.J System dedo Prabhu.
Shivji-Abe SALE D.J hota to main Damroo kyon bajata.:-D
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