Wife tumhain...
'wife
tumnay mujay shadi say pahlay kio nahi
bataya k tumhari pehli hi rani naam ki wife hay ?
husmand
maine bataya to tha k mein tume rani ki tarah rakho gaa'
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 902 views
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